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愚人笑话|Joke: Field Trip

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Little David's mom asked little David if he had enjoyed the field trip. Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats1, and f*ckers.
Mom: Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f*cker?
David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk and steaks2
Mom: But who said they were called, er, f*ckers?
David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them 'effers,' but we all knew what she meant.


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